Disclaimer: If I have ever had a crush on you, I am so sorry. Please forgive me.
Ever since I was in second grade and developed a massive first crush on this sporty, blonde highlighted, brown-eyed,...
13 is a satanic and annoying number, and so are these irritating things about the holiday season. I can guarantee you can relate to at least one of these pet peeves
1.The gingerbread houses that look...
This is a piece of satire and should be interpreted as such.
Archchancellor of the underworld, Eugene J. Satan recently made the executive decision to transfer his detailed files on the world’s people...
A new study released by Bullings Shatford Institute for Advanced Social Sciences this past Tuesday has cemented the fact that fans have an actual outcome on professional athlete’s performance.
The study...
Deciding to join almost every other news organization in the country, The Monarch Howler has decided to speculate about things they know nothing about, and even though 2014 hasn’t even started yet, we...
Suburban girls everywhere were shocked and overjoyed over the announcement of a new addition to the popular coffee chain’s menu, the Iced Caramel Hazelnut Dolce latte, available at most Starbucks. Sources...
Jack Howard, Staff Reporter/Staff Cartoonist
• December 12, 2013
Unbeknownst to the general public, an elaborate scheme to destroy the world was formulated by a small group of radicals in 2012. There were only two people outside this group who were aware of the plan....
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At a press conference today, key party leaders announced that they really “don’t like Obamacare that much” and that maybe it might be a good idea to try something else....
