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What’s your cannon event? Kinder hairdresser

Zoey Perrine October 7, 2023

I had my fair share of awful haircuts growing up. However, my cannon event was not about the haircut I ended up with, but how I got it. One night, just before starting Kindergarten, I was fresh out...

OPINION: Bring back towels

OPINION: Bring back towels

Clay Mustoe June 12, 2023

It’s a passing period on a slow Monday, and you gamble on using the restroom hoping on the off chance you’ll be able to make it to class on time. Only, after you step out, does the realization hit...

OPINION: Whats your Caliber

OPINION: What’s your Caliber

Alex Randle June 9, 2023

I come from Jacksonville, Fla, a place where people will break into your car in the middle of the day, I have seen things like this firsthand. I have seen a man tried to pick the lock off my front door. Late...

AI generated beautiful landscape Van Gogh painting

STAFF EDITORIAL: Artificial ingenuity

Mars Smith June 6, 2023

You’ve seen it plenty of times on Tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube. Artificial Intelligence (AI) programming has been introduced into these creative spaces. In a matter of seconds, a program...

Icks: TikTok slang

Icks: TikTok slang

Mars Smith June 3, 2023

I can understand the occasional slip of words or subconscious conversation, but if I hear you use “TikTok slang” in a real-life conversation, I will throw up. I don’t care what’s going on, no one...

Icks: Dirty Car

Icks: Dirty Car

David Maxwell May 31, 2023

Being a jeep girl myself, I do not consider myself a car expert. However, I do love my Sir Edmond. I like to see him in tip top shape. As a young adult, I do not own much besides a car and my room. Nevertheless,...

Icks: Kevin

Icks: Kevin

Maren Holecek May 28, 2023

Let me introduce you to Kevin. Kevin is a fictional character whose entire personality consists of icks. Kevin used to have a buzz cut, but now he’s growing it out into a mullet. In his free time, Kevin...

Icks: Whiners

Icks: Whiners

Josh Huyg May 25, 2023

I like listening to other people’s problems because I can guide them towards solutions. A complaint every once in a while about school work is good for the soul. However, constant complaining about classes...

Icks: Baggy Pants

Icks: Baggy Pants

Alex Randle May 22, 2023

I would love to know why people let their pants sag. It’s gross. If you’re going to wear them that low, why wear any at all? My worst nightmare is someone with baggy pants staring over my shoulder....

Icks: Mustache

Icks: Mustache

Arianna Bergman May 19, 2023

My nerves spiral as my date arrives at my house. As I open the car door, a rancid smell comes from the boy sitting in the front seat. He blasts rock music, desperately trying to impress me, but sings every...

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