“BVSD schools to reopen Wednesday, following Marshall Fires.” An email with this subject line hit the inbox of every BVSD family at 5:00 P.M. on Sunday. Just three days after Louisville and Superior...

Romance movies. Cheesy one liners. Questionable love interests. For years, I’ve never seen the appeal of them. Instead, I’ve found them downright damaging. Many of these movies portray abusive behavior...

Upon sitting down to write this, I can’t take my eyes off of the twelve tabs across the top of my computer screen. I can feel their judgement sinking into my soul. Why don’t I revise my essay for English...

Pizza just isn’t good. People make it out to be the best food ever, but it’s gross. Cheese in general is bad. Everyone has loved pizza since the day they were born, but it’s disgusting. Sure,...

Takis are not good. I know a lot of people live for their Takis, but they’re just too chemical-filled and synthetic for my soul to handle. It’s as if you always need a glass of milk right next to...

Monarch has no sense of fashion. No one is ready for the runway. We just went through COVID, so I should be gentler on this one, but when I look around the halls during a passing period, it looks like...

Minimalism isn’t cute. If I don’t see trinkets and old soda cans used as decoration the second I enter someone’s bedroom, I’m leaving. I’m sick of seeing rooms with absolutely nothing on...

Qdoba is better than Chipotle. Chipotle is overrated—I don’t understand why everyone’s so obsessed. Qdoba’s cuisine is always warm, and the gooey cheese melts perfectly in your mouth. They...