I can understand the occasional slip of words or subconscious conversation, but if I hear you use “TikTok slang” in a real-life conversation, I will throw up. I don’t care what’s going on, no one...

Being a jeep girl myself, I do not consider myself a car expert. However, I do love my Sir Edmond. I like to see him in tip top shape. As a young adult, I do not own much besides a car and my room. Nevertheless,...

Let me introduce you to Kevin. Kevin is a fictional character whose entire personality consists of icks. Kevin used to have a buzz cut, but now he’s growing it out into a mullet. In his free time, Kevin...

I like listening to other people’s problems because I can guide them towards solutions. A complaint every once in a while about school work is good for the soul. However, constant complaining about classes...

I would love to know why people let their pants sag. It’s gross. If you’re going to wear them that low, why wear any at all? My worst nightmare is someone with baggy pants staring over my shoulder....

My nerves spiral as my date arrives at my house. As I open the car door, a rancid smell comes from the boy sitting in the front seat. He blasts rock music, desperately trying to impress me, but sings every...