Sometimes, I can be a bit too picky, but there are icks that I feel are justified. Exaggerated self-importance, despite being mediocre, makes me cringe. Please, spare yourself the embarrassment of calling yourself “alternative” when your favorite bands are Slipknot, Korn, and Motley Crue. You’re just corny. And, seriously, if your driving ability compares to that of a 50-year-old drunk driver with an oversized truck that speeds inside school zones, we probably aren’t going to be a very good match. That may be a slight exaggeration, but you get the point. The only thing that could be worse is if you demand to be driven everywhere, despite having the option to drive yourself. And please, for the love of God, stop trying to please everyone. It’s okay to be at odds with others, hold yourself with a little bit of dignity.