Pizza just isn’t good.

People make it out to be the best food ever, but it’s gross. Cheese in general is bad.

Everyone has loved pizza since the day they were born, but it’s disgusting. Sure, if you took the cheese off, it wouldn’t be all that bad, but then it wouldn’t be pizza. At every event ever there’s always pizza. People love it.

Next time the only option is pizza at a birthday party, or a team dinner, or a sporting event, I’m leaving.