Shush.

No need to hear you chit-chattering as the movie plays. The point of watching a movie is to watch the movie. You may think your whispers are quiet, but trust me, they aren’t. I can hear your whole conversation about how only 300 people liked your Instagram post from five rows behind you.

I’m sorry, is 300 likes not enough? Would 301 be better? Who do you think you are? Charli D’Amelio?

And then there’s the people who decide it would be nice to spoil the whole movie while it’s playing, or better yet, before it even starts.

Like, why are you here?

Movie theaters are for the thrill of watching a movie the first time, not for being distracted by other conversations!