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MOHI Mix

Your source for everything Monarch

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Your source for everything Monarch

MOHI Mix

One star reviews

April 14, 2024

Lin Manuel Miranda The biggest problem in today’s pop-culture is Lin Manuel Miranda. I give him a one star review. Number one: he has the greasiest hair in the world. Don’t even try to tell me it’s...

OPINION: Stay in your lane

OPINION: Stay in your lane

Abby Prescott April 8, 2024

The yellow lines flash past right under my feet—or under my car, I should say. I’m driving along the road with anticipation to go support the Monarch football game when suddenly, I go flying backward....

OPINION: Solitary shame

OPINION: Solitary shame

Milo Needle April 3, 2024

Growing up with a severe nut allergy was never easy. As I’ve grown older, I’ve gained a deeper understanding of why precautions surrounding allergies were put in place. But how do you explain to a...

OPINION: Equal Encouragement

OPINION: Equal Encouragement

Aine Egbert March 31, 2024

It’s game day for the girls’ basketball team, and you imagine the crowd erupting with every point scored. But it’s all fake. In reality, the stands are quiet and empty. All you can hear are the squeaks...

This fake Instagram post was made on our fake Instagram account that claimed to be run by the administration. Hundred of students, teachers, and parents believed this was real, despite numerous giveaways

STAFF EDITORIAL: We trolled you

Staff Editorial March 26, 2024

Did you know that the average person swallows eight spiders per year in their sleep? Surely you’ve heard this fact before, whether on the internet or from a friend. It’s completely fake. Someone...

OPINION: Mind your business

OPINION: Mind your business

Aine Egbert March 17, 2024

I might be the most sensitive person I know, sometimes to a fault. When my friends throw out the dreaded question, “What did you get?” It makes me want to cry just thinking about it. Why does it matter...

OPINION: Dont read this opinion

OPINION: Don’t read this opinion

Mars Smith March 11, 2024

My opinion doesn’t matter. I’m an editor of this magazine and head of the theater’s running crew and set tech. I’m an artist outside of school, but when I grow up I want to be a psychology professor....

My Roman Empire: Folklore

My Roman Empire: Folklore

Rachel Larsen February 28, 2024

My Roman Empire took place in the middle of quarantine on July 24, 2020, when Taylor Swift released her eighth album, “Folklore.” The album sounds drastically different from any music Swift released...

Where are my snow days?

Where are my snow days?

Maya VanVleet February 25, 2024

I wake up and see the clean, freshly fallen snow. It’s 7 a.m. I check my phone. Once. Twice. Three times. I get the notification. My heart thumps, thinking school is canceled. It’s a two-hour delay. My...

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