Just joking

Mr. Beamer cracks us up


Minh Anh Le

Brian Beamer uses his unique brand of humor to connect with his students.

Here are a few of math teacher Brian Beamer’s best jokes. Prepare yourself.

How many math teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they assign it as homework.

How many Monarch graduates does it take to screw in a light bulb while they are at college? Just one, but it takes 5 years.

Finally, his favorite:

This is the general light bulb joke, which essentially means it represents an infinite number of light bulb jokes: How many people of a certain demographic group does it take to screw in a light bulb? A finite number. That number of representatives of the group to screw in the lightbulb and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.