Michael Sparkman is a pseudo-hipster doofus who wants to bore you about how much he loves R.E.M. and why 2001 was the best year for movies. This is his fourth year as a student-journalist, and his first with the Howler/Mosaic. Sparkman plays ultimate frisbee, works at a record store, and will be seeing Sufjan Stevens perform live twice in the span of 3 months. He doesn’t care about Tom Brady.