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Pencil Noir

Pencil Noir

Treyton Williams, Opinions Editor February 26, 2018

*Beginning of soft, smooth jazz* A pencil. Such a simple tool. Any man can make any thought in the world physical with one in his hand. Like all tools, it has no morality: its only an extension of the...

aBANDoned (Mockumentary)

Kevin Wu, Multimedia Editor December 3, 2017

This mockumentary was created by Gabby Barbic, Vicky Vien, and Bryce Kuhn for the Film Production class. The film genre depicted is known as a mockumentary. Mockumentaries are films that take the form...

Underwater Basketweaving (Mockumentary)

Kevin Wu, Multimedia Editor December 1, 2017

This mockumentary was created by Case Ollila, Landon Adler, Albara Aseri, and Thomas Borrego for the Film Production class. The film genre depicted is known as a mockumentary. Mockumentaries are films...

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Brain Drain

A boy's journey into the dread of The Test
Treyton Williams, Opinions Editor May 24, 2017

The Test. Every man, woman, and super senior at Monarch High School dreads it. It is the epitome of stress, preparation, and lowered GPAs. It takes on a different physical manifestation for each individual....

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This is How We Do (Senior Year)

Abby's advice to the class of 2017
Abby Pelsmaeker, Academics Editor April 28, 2016

I am an almost legal adult that’s roughly 23 days way from graduating. I have infinite wisdom, most of which I pull from Nick from New Girl (You don’t need to wash a towel, the towel washes you, duh,)...

Bottoms Up!

Bottoms Up!

What the type of water bottle you carry says about you
Rachael Jacobs, Features Editor April 27, 2016

No water bottle People that don’t carry a water bottle are, you guessed it, dehydrated. Dehydration often leads to sadness. Not carrying a water bottle also probably means they are careless and they...

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Reasons Why I Don’t Understand Basketball

And trust me, I've tried
Ali Harford, Howler Editor in Chief February 23, 2016

Dear Basketball Players,     You would think that by going to Monarch High School and completing the freshman gym basketball unit, and by being enrolled in Syracuse University, I would know my...

Monarch’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Monarch’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

The reliable guide on how you will survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Flora Mai, Staff Reporter February 10, 2016

What to put in the survival kit a.k.a. backpack: A pocket knife or just anything sharp like scissors, nail files, pens.  If sharp enough, you can defend yourself against former loved ones and bullies...

The 5 Best Things About Basketball

The 5 Best Things About Basketball

As told by one of Monarch's varsity players
Peyton Carter, Guest Write December 17, 2015

  Floor burns: Need I say more? Floor burns are obviously the best part of basketball. It could be a blister on your hand from sliding on the floor, or even a small burn on your knee. Charges:...

Tips to Stay Sane in the Beginning of the School Year

Tips to Stay Sane in the Beginning of the School Year

Ali Harford, Howler Editor in Chief September 14, 2015

The beginning of the school year can only be compared to being slapped across the face with a slice of burning hot pizza by your best friend. The night starts fine. You and your best friend order some...

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