Republican Party Announces they Don’t Really Like Obamacare

Oliver Ullman, Staff Reporter

Lincoln, South Carolina –

At a press conference today, key party leaders announced that they really “don’t like Obamacare that much” and that maybe it might be a good idea to try something else. Following the completely unexpected announcement, Sarah Palin told the New York Times, “Repealing it could be a priority,”and that they may try to oppose other policies in the future. News organizations all across the country were apparently stunned by this statement. “We thought they loved it,” one reporter said. “Does this mean they don’t like the president?” Later that day some of the momentum of the announcement was overshadowed by rumors that Democrats may begin to advocate for bigger government.