*Beginning of soft, smooth jazz* A pencil. Such a simple tool. Any man can make any thought in the world physical with one in his hand. Like all tools, it has no morality: its only an extension of the...

This mockumentary was created by Gabby Barbic, Vicky Vien, and Bryce Kuhn for the Film Production class. The film genre depicted is known as a mockumentary. Mockumentaries are films that take the form...

This mockumentary was created by Case Ollila, Landon Adler, Albara Aseri, and Thomas Borrego for the Film Production class. The film genre depicted is known as a mockumentary. Mockumentaries are films...

The Test. Every man, woman, and super senior at Monarch High School dreads it. It is the epitome of stress, preparation, and lowered GPAs. It takes on a different physical manifestation for each individual....

I am an almost legal adult that’s roughly 23 days way from graduating. I have infinite wisdom, most of which I pull from Nick from New Girl (You don’t need to wash a towel, the towel washes you, duh,)...

No water bottle People that don’t carry a water bottle are, you guessed it, dehydrated. Dehydration often leads to sadness. Not carrying a water bottle also probably means they are careless and they...

Dear Basketball Players,     You would think that by going to Monarch High School and completing the freshman gym basketball unit, and by being enrolled in Syracuse University, I would know my...

What to put in the survival kit a.k.a. backpack: A pocket knife or just anything sharp like scissors, nail files, pens.  If sharp enough, you can defend yourself against former loved ones and bullies...

  Floor burns: Need I say more? Floor burns are obviously the best part of basketball. It could be a blister on your hand from sliding on the floor, or even a small burn on your knee. Charges:...

The beginning of the school year can only be compared to being slapped across the face with a slice of burning hot pizza by your best friend. The night starts fine. You and your best friend order some...